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Selfish, Bad and Obstructive Parking is often a huge problem for people. But just asking bad parkers not to do it seldom works. They need to hear a powerful reason why it isn't in their best interest to do so.

We have a whole collection here that does that brilliantly.

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If you're struggling to find a special gift for Grandad's birthday,Christmas, or just because you know how much he'll treasure it,problem solved!

We've got a few like this to choose from here.

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Nothing hits the spot better than when something that looks atfirst sight like a compliment turns out to be the exact opposite.

We've created quite a few like that here

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We've got a huge collection of signs featuring The Boss,that cover just about every situation you could want, frompromotion seeking to "You're fired!".

See them all here.

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We've created a whole set of Handout Cards that people of both genders can use as ice breakers to start a conversationwith someone they really like, but are too shy to test the water.

Some are more explicit than others! See the whole set here.

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Total Control Signs

Total Control Signs

Printed signs have far more authority than waiting to speak to culprits. ...

Total Control Signs

Packs of Handout Cards

Packs of Handout Cards

Handout Cards let you vent on your Pet Hates silently, many using...

Packs of Handout Cards

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If you're troubled by Dog Poo left around your home by bad dog owners,you'll really like our range of hard-hitting "No Dog Poo Here" signs.

Click here to see the full set!

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We have a whole range of Display Signs to help stop Cold Callers and Junk Mail turning up at your door.Some funny. Some straight to the point, like this one.

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This is just one of 4 warning signs in our "Partner For Sale" collection. The other 3 put Girlfriends, Husbands and Wives in the spotlight, andstrike some telling chords.

Even if just to keep them on their toes as a "don't make me do it" move by you.

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Whether or not you actually have CCTV installed, it's alwaysa smart Security move to let people believe that you do!

Bad guys hate cameras they can't see, especially when theclips are saved off site, direct to The Cloud.

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Mothers-in-Law have always been a great source of comedy material. We've got some terrific ones, in memory of the late, great Les Dawson.

Click here to see them all!

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